LA VACA ESCOCESA.
La única vaca de una pequeña aldea irlandesa dejó de dar leche.
La gente de la aldea descubrió que en Escocia vendían vacas muy baratas, y compraron allí una vaca.
Resultó ser una maravilla, producía mucha leche cada día y toda la aldea estaba feliz.
Compraron entonces un toro para aparearlo con la vaca y tener más vacas, y de esta forma no tener que preocuparse nunca más por su producción de leche.
Colocaron al toro en el prado junto a la vaca, pero en cuanto el toro intentaba montar la vaca, esta se alejaba.
Fuese cual fuese la forma en que el toro se acercaba a la vaca, esta se alejaba del toro, que no tenía forma de consumar el acto.
La gente estaba frustrada y decidieron acudir al veterinario, que estaba considerado un sabio, explicarle lo que ocurría y pedirle consejo.
“Siempre que el toro quiere montar nuestra vaca, ella se aleja. Si se le acerca por detrás, ella huye hacia adelante. Si se le acerca de frente, ella se va para atrás. Si viene por un lado, ella se va hacia el otro”.
El veterinario se acarició la barbilla pensativo, y después de reflexionar un rato preguntó. “¿Por casualidad no compraron ustedes esta vaca en Escocia?”.
La gente quedó muy sorprendida porque no habían dicho a nadie que habían comprado su vaca en Escocia.
“Es usted un veterinario realmente sabio” dijeron, “¿Como sabe que compramos la vaca en Escocia?”.
El veterinario contestó con una mirada perdida en sus ojos “Mi mujer es de Escocia”
THE SCOTTISH COW.
The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.
Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply.
So, they brought the cow over from Scotland. It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they’d never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice.
“Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side.”
The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, “Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland?”
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland.
“You are truly a wise Vet,” they said. “How did you know we got the cow from Scotland?”
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye: “My wife is from Scotland”.
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