Afroman - "Because I got high" (2000)

¿Pero qué titulo utiliza usted para coger el transporte público? Yo creo que no lo utiliza nunca, porque el metrobús yo creo que no existe, y entonces, si usted tiene el título del metrobús, ¡pues nos vamos todos!, que no existe...

José Ignacio Echevarría (Consejero de Transportes de la Comunidad de Madrid) 

Sí amigos, esta es nuestra clase política. Mientras el pueblo llano se rompe el coco para llegar a fin de mes, personajes de este calibre muestra un desconocimiento total de algo que para muchos representa su manera de ir a trabajar o de ir a buscar trabajo. Supongo que peor sería ser médico y decir que la penicilina es lo que llevan los supositorios, pero hablando en serio, ¿por qué el consejero de transportes seguramente utiliza un Audi de 200cv y no el transporte público que él debería gestionar?
Pero no me quiero calentar con esto porque a veces es mejor reir que llorar y es por eso que hoy he elegido el siguiente vídeo. Os adjunto la letra, que aunque es bastante soez, me viene al pelo para formular una hipotética disculpa del payaso que tenemos por político:
I SAID THAT METROBUS DOESN'T EXIST, BECAUSE I GOT HIGH !!!
Afroman - Because I Got High 
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find tha broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
why man -cause I got high (repeat 3x)
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I could have cheated and I could have passed but then I got hiiigh
Now i'm taking it next semester and I know why
why man -cause I was high (repeat 3x)
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now i'm selling dope and i know why
why man -cause I was high (repeat 3x)
I was gonna go to court but then I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but I was high
Now they took my whole paycheck and I know why
hey hey -caues I was high (repeat 3x)
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I a paraplegic and I know why
hey hey -cause I was high (repeat 3x)
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on tha boat but then I got high
Now tha tow truck is pullin away and I know why
why man hey hey -cause I was high (repeat 3x)
I was gonna make love to u then I got high
I was gonna eat your cobbler too but then I got high
Now I jackin off and I know why
hey hey -cause i was high (repeat 3x)
I messed up my entire life cause i got high
I lost my kids and wife cause i got hiiigh
now i'm sleeping on tha sidewalk and i know why
-cause i was high (repeat 3x)
Now i'ma stop singing this song because i'm high
i'm singing the whole thing wrong cause i'm high
and if i don't sell one copy i'll know why
-cause i was high (repeat 3x)