Otro de mi amigo gales.

El ciempiés parlanchín.

Un tipo soltero decide que la vida sería más interesante si tuviese un animal doméstico.

Se va a la tienda y dice que quiere un animal doméstico pero que sea poco común.

Después de discutirlo se decide por un ciempiés parlante, que se vende con una pequeña caja blanca que es su casa.

Se va a casa con la cajita, encuentra el lugar adecuado para ella y decide que para empezar se va a llevar a su ciempiés a la iglesia.

Le pregunta al ciempiés “¿Te gustaría venir conmigo a la iglesia?, te lo pasarás bien”. Pero no hay respuesta desde la cajita.

Algo preocupado espera unos pocos minutos e insiste “¿Que tal si vienes conmigo a la iglesia?, te bendecirán”.

Pero tampoco recibe respuesta esta vez. Ya más preocupado aguarda unos minutos más y vuelve a insistir, pero esta vez con la boca junto a la cajita le pide a gritos “¿Quieres venir conmigo a la iglesia para que conozcas a Dios?, …TE VA A ENCANTAR…

Esta vez se oye una vocecita que desde la caja dice “Te he oído la primera maldita vez, ¡me estoy poniendo los jodidos zapatos!.

The Talking Centipede

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner  that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged critter), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to church with me today?

We will have a good time.”

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, “How about going to church with me and receive blessings?”

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.

This time he put his face up against the centipede’s house and shouted, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?”

… YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ….

This time, a little voice came out of the box, “I heard you the first F****** time! I’m putting my shoes on!”