En California, un jubilado al volante de su recién estrenado Corvette descapotable sale del distribuidor. Una vez en la carretera lo pone a 130, y disfruta del viento a través del poco pelo que le queda.
Fantástico, piensa mientras encara la I-5 (autopista interestatal que cruza California de norte a sur), y aprieta más el acelerador. Al mirar por el retrovisor ve un motorista de la patrulla de carreteras con las luces azules encendidas y sirena a todo volumen. Se pone a 160, a 180 y llega a 190. De golpe piensa “¿Que estoy haciendo?, ya no tengo edad para estas barbaridades”, y detiene el coche en el lateral a esperar al motorista.
El motorista deja la moto detrás de su coche y se dirige a la ventana del conductor. Mira el reloj y dice “Mire señor, mi turno acaba en media hora, es viernes. Si puede darme una razón para ir a esa velocidad que no haya oído nunca…le dejo ir”
El vejete piensa unos segundos y dice “Hace tres años my mujer se fugó con un motorista de la patrulla de carreteras. Creí que usted me la devolvía”.
“Que tenga un buen día señor” contesta el motorista.
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-5, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a California Highway Patrol, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly, he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!” and pulled over to await the officer arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the officer got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding — a reason I’ve never before heard — I’ll let you go.”
The old gentleman paused then said: “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a California Highway Patrol officer. I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good day, Sir,” replied the officer.
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