Sexo a oscuras.
Una pareja había estado casada durante 20 años.
Cada vez que hacían el amor, el marido siempre insistía en hacerlo totalmente a oscuras.
Después de 20 años la mujer empieza a creer que aquello es ridículo, y piensa en la manera de romper esta locura de habito. Una noche justo cuando estaban en medio de los gritos de una salvaje sesión de sexo, enciende las luces.
La mujer observa que su marido estaba usando un instrumento de placer con funcionamiento a pilas… Un vibrador¡¡ Suave, precioso y algo mayor que lo normal y se pone furiosa “Bastardo impotente” le grita “ ¿Como me has podido estar engañando todos estos años?. Espero una buena explicación”.
El marido la mira fijamente a los ojos y con toda tranquilidad dice:
“Te explicare el juguete…en cuanto tu me hayas explicado los hijos”.
Sex in the Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light..
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one
night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session,
she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device… A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than
a real one. She went completely ballistic. ‘You impotent bastard,’ She
screamed at him, ‘How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain yourself!’
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
‘I’ll explain the toy.. . You explain the kids.’ |
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